Christmas carols (remixes)

Hello. That is how I usually start stories that I am telling. Anyway, I would like to tell you my remix to "Jingle Bells". Sing the tune in your head while you read the words.

Dashing through the snow,

On a pair of rocket skis,

Dodging all the rocks,

 And smashing through the trees

The snow is turning red,

I think I might be dead,

I wake up in the hospital

 With stitches on my head.

OH!

111, 111, please take me away,

Take me in an ambulance to the hospital today, HEY!

111, 111, please take me away,

Take me to the hospital before I pass away.

In the hospital, 

I see the nurse on me,

She's jumping up and down,

And doing surgery

I'm dying in my bed,

I start to see red,

The nurse comes in and says "Goodbye!"

The doctor says "Hooray!"

(chorus)

The staff here are all bad,

They say I will survive,

They're making me so mad,

So death is my prize

I'm feeling woozy now,

My eyes are closing fast,

I'm starting to turn blue and - WOW!

Now I don't need to have a cast.

(chorus)

It was just a silly dream, 

I'm lying in my bed, 

Wait these are clouds, 

as white as cream - I'm dead!

I can see my ancestors,

They're waving at me,

They grant me another life and now

I'm going down the snow on skis.

(chorus)

SMASH!

DEAD AGAIN!